And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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