She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
You did what with his pubic hair?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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