Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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