I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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