david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Bring me that man meat
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Randomize
