I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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