just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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