p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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