yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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