i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
