She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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