I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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