38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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