friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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