There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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