So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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