we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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