sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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