I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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