So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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