He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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