next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He kissed a someone with a penis
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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