Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
A+ Viking dick
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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