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apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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