look no pants
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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