My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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