That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
zippers are such a cool invention
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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