But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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