shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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