Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.