Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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