i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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