i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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