I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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