Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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