used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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