Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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