I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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