You surviving the open bar?
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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