wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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