Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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