there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
