they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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