hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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