hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
do herpes really smell.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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