with your own penis?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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