Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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