you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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