Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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