Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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