He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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