So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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