how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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