Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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